Top 25 Halloween Jokes
1.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
2.)What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
3.)What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
4.)What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
5.)Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea
6.)What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
7.)What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
8.)What is a monster's favorite food?
Ghoul scout cookies
9.)What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
10.)Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
Because he was always a goblin
11.)What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap
12.)What type of monster really loves dance music?
The boogieman
13.)What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie
14.)What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty
15.)Where do most werewolves live?
Howllywood, California
16.)Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death
18.)What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck
19.) How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes
20.) Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club
21.)What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates
22.) What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
23.) What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling
24.) Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos
25.)Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul
